How to Join the Theocratic Uprising

Joining my grand new revolution will be quite simple.  Simply go onto the "comments and pledge your support to my divine plan.  Your efforts will be rewarded...possibly.

Welcome to the Theocratic Uprising Homepage

Hi guys.  As a divinely guided  polictical messengar from God, I, Erasmus Solstice Everdeen the Third, will guide America to new depths using the holy power ingrained in sixty six sacred sites spread throughout the world.   Compliance will be rewarded with blessings from God.  If any country resists, this is what will happen:
So, yeah.  That basically sums it up.